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Funny Anniversary Cards

The cat has watched the whole relationship from the top of the couch. Our cats mark the day with notes, shed fur and the warmest spot in the bed, right between you.

Send one to your spouse from the cat, or to a couple with a cat of their own. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 11 funny anniversary ecards from Cheeto the Orange Tabby, Shadow the Black Cat, Oscar the Tuxedo Cat, Patches the Calico, Smokey the Gray Tabby, Thor the Maine Coon, Daisy the Ragdoll, Princess the Persian, Mochi the Siamese, Pickles the Sphynx and Miss Marlene. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

11 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny anniversary card