Patches the Calico: Funny Cards from the Calico

Calico. Three colors, four opinions, zero patience.

Patches is a calico with three colors, four opinions and zero patience. She doesn’t say thank you, and she’ll deny she loves you.

She is a great choice for no-nonsense friends, sisters and anyone who is hard to impress.

Patches the Calico has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each