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Funny Congratulations Cards

When you win, the cat is impressed, briefly. Our cats celebrate with a glass knocked off the counter, purring loud enough to rattle the windows and a Persian who will return to her usual disdain tomorrow.

Send one to a friend, coworker or family member. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 11 funny congratulations ecards from Cheeto the Orange Tabby, Shadow the Black Cat, Oscar the Tuxedo Cat, Patches the Calico, Smokey the Gray Tabby, Thor the Maine Coon, Daisy the Ragdoll, Princess the Persian, Mochi the Siamese, Pickles the Sphynx and Miss Marlene. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

11 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny congratulations card