Funny New Year’s Cards
The cats have made resolutions: stop knocking things off tables, lose a few pounds, talk less. Miss Marlene has resolved to get no more cats, for the fourteenth year.
Send one to friends and family for the new year. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.
This collection has 11 funny new year’s ecards from Cheeto the Orange Tabby, Shadow the Black Cat, Oscar the Tuxedo Cat, Patches the Calico, Smokey the Gray Tabby, Thor the Maine Coon, Daisy the Ragdoll, Princess the Persian, Mochi the Siamese, Pickles the Sphynx and Miss Marlene. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
11 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Cheeto the Orange Tabby · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Cheeto.
Shadow the Black Cat · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Shadow.
Oscar the Tuxedo Cat · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Oscar.
Patches the Calico · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Patches.
Smokey the Gray Tabby · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Smokey.
Thor the Maine Coon · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Thor.
Daisy the Ragdoll · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Daisy.
Princess the Persian · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Princess.
Mochi the Siamese · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Mochi.
Pickles the Sphynx · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Pickles.
Miss Marlene · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Miss Marlene.What to write in a funny new year’s card
- Miss Marlene’s no-more-cats card is a favorite.
- Smokey’s knocked-off resolution card fits any cat owner.
- Send it on New Year’s Day.
- Mention a plan for the year in the note.