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Funny Back to School Cards

The cat has advice for the new school year: keep a low profile, hiss if you have to, bring a sweater, and keep your pencils away from the edge of the desk.

Send one to a student, from kindergarten to college. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 11 funny back to school ecards from Cheeto the Orange Tabby, Shadow the Black Cat, Oscar the Tuxedo Cat, Patches the Calico, Smokey the Gray Tabby, Thor the Maine Coon, Daisy the Ragdoll, Princess the Persian, Mochi the Siamese, Pickles the Sphynx and Miss Marlene. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

11 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Cheeto the Orange Tabby back to school card: Cheeto says back to school.Cheeto the Orange Tabby · Back to SchoolCheeto says back to school.Shadow the Black Cat back to school card: Shadow says back to school.Shadow the Black Cat · Back to SchoolShadow says back to school.Oscar the Tuxedo Cat back to school card: Oscar says back to school.Oscar the Tuxedo Cat · Back to SchoolOscar says back to school.Patches the Calico back to school card: Patches says back to school.Patches the Calico · Back to SchoolPatches says back to school.Smokey the Gray Tabby back to school card: Smokey says back to school.Smokey the Gray Tabby · Back to SchoolSmokey says back to school.Thor the Maine Coon back to school card: Thor says back to school.Thor the Maine Coon · Back to SchoolThor says back to school.Daisy the Ragdoll back to school card: Daisy says back to school.Daisy the Ragdoll · Back to SchoolDaisy says back to school.Princess the Persian back to school card: Princess says back to school.Princess the Persian · Back to SchoolPrincess says back to school.Mochi the Siamese back to school card: Mochi says back to school.Mochi the Siamese · Back to SchoolMochi says back to school.Pickles the Sphynx back to school card: Pickles says back to school.Pickles the Sphynx · Back to SchoolPickles says back to school.Miss Marlene back to school card: Miss Marlene says back to school.Miss Marlene · Back to SchoolMiss Marlene says back to school.

What to write in a funny back to school card