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Funny Cards for Losing Your Job

The cat does not understand jobs, but the cat is thrilled you’re home now. Our cats offer outrage, a nap and a gray tabby’s view that some things belong pushed off the table.

Send one to a friend or family member between jobs. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 11 funny job loss ecards from Cheeto the Orange Tabby, Shadow the Black Cat, Oscar the Tuxedo Cat, Patches the Calico, Smokey the Gray Tabby, Thor the Maine Coon, Daisy the Ragdoll, Princess the Persian, Mochi the Siamese, Pickles the Sphynx and Miss Marlene. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

11 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Cheeto the Orange Tabby losing your job card: Cheeto heard about your job.Cheeto the Orange Tabby · Losing Your JobCheeto heard about your job.Shadow the Black Cat losing your job card: Shadow heard about your job.Shadow the Black Cat · Losing Your JobShadow heard about your job.Oscar the Tuxedo Cat losing your job card: Oscar heard about your job.Oscar the Tuxedo Cat · Losing Your JobOscar heard about your job.Patches the Calico losing your job card: Patches heard about your job.Patches the Calico · Losing Your JobPatches heard about your job.Smokey the Gray Tabby losing your job card: Smokey heard about your job.Smokey the Gray Tabby · Losing Your JobSmokey heard about your job.Thor the Maine Coon losing your job card: Thor heard about your job.Thor the Maine Coon · Losing Your JobThor heard about your job.Daisy the Ragdoll losing your job card: Daisy heard about your job.Daisy the Ragdoll · Losing Your JobDaisy heard about your job.Princess the Persian losing your job card: Princess heard about your job.Princess the Persian · Losing Your JobPrincess heard about your job.Mochi the Siamese losing your job card: Mochi heard about your job.Mochi the Siamese · Losing Your JobMochi heard about your job.Pickles the Sphynx losing your job card: Pickles heard about your job.Pickles the Sphynx · Losing Your JobPickles heard about your job.Miss Marlene losing your job card: Miss Marlene heard about your job.Miss Marlene · Losing Your JobMiss Marlene heard about your job.

What to write in a funny job loss card