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Funny Get Well Cards

When you’re sick, the cat is on duty: on your chest, at the foot of the bed or judging from a respectful distance. A Maine Coon offers a 22-pound weighted blanket that purrs.

Send one to a friend, coworker or family member who’s under the weather. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 11 funny get well ecards from Cheeto the Orange Tabby, Shadow the Black Cat, Oscar the Tuxedo Cat, Patches the Calico, Smokey the Gray Tabby, Thor the Maine Coon, Daisy the Ragdoll, Princess the Persian, Mochi the Siamese, Pickles the Sphynx and Miss Marlene. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

11 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Cheeto the Orange Tabby illness card: Cheeto heard you’re sick.Cheeto the Orange Tabby · IllnessCheeto heard you’re sick.Shadow the Black Cat illness card: Shadow heard you’re sick.Shadow the Black Cat · IllnessShadow heard you’re sick.Oscar the Tuxedo Cat illness card: Oscar heard you’re sick.Oscar the Tuxedo Cat · IllnessOscar heard you’re sick.Patches the Calico illness card: Patches heard you’re sick.Patches the Calico · IllnessPatches heard you’re sick.Smokey the Gray Tabby illness card: Smokey heard you’re sick.Smokey the Gray Tabby · IllnessSmokey heard you’re sick.Thor the Maine Coon illness card: Thor heard you’re sick.Thor the Maine Coon · IllnessThor heard you’re sick.Daisy the Ragdoll illness card: Daisy heard you’re sick.Daisy the Ragdoll · IllnessDaisy heard you’re sick.Princess the Persian illness card: Princess heard you’re sick.Princess the Persian · IllnessPrincess heard you’re sick.Mochi the Siamese illness card: Mochi heard you’re sick.Mochi the Siamese · IllnessMochi heard you’re sick.Pickles the Sphynx illness card: Pickles heard you’re sick.Pickles the Sphynx · IllnessPickles heard you’re sick.Miss Marlene illness card: Miss Marlene heard you’re sick.Miss Marlene · IllnessMiss Marlene heard you’re sick.

What to write in a funny get well card