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Funny Valentine’s Day Cards

The cat loves you, and will deny it. Our cats send valentines from a calico who loves you on the quiet, an orange tabby who loves you with his whole brain and a Siamese who has been singing to you all morning.

Send one to your sweetheart from the cat, or to a cat-loving friend. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 11 funny valentine’s day ecards from Cheeto the Orange Tabby, Shadow the Black Cat, Oscar the Tuxedo Cat, Patches the Calico, Smokey the Gray Tabby, Thor the Maine Coon, Daisy the Ragdoll, Princess the Persian, Mochi the Siamese, Pickles the Sphynx and Miss Marlene. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

11 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Cheeto the Orange Tabby valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Cheeto.Cheeto the Orange Tabby · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Cheeto.Shadow the Black Cat valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Shadow.Shadow the Black Cat · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Shadow.Oscar the Tuxedo Cat valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Oscar.Oscar the Tuxedo Cat · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Oscar.Patches the Calico valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Patches.Patches the Calico · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Patches.Smokey the Gray Tabby valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Smokey.Smokey the Gray Tabby · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Smokey.Thor the Maine Coon valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Thor.Thor the Maine Coon · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Thor.Daisy the Ragdoll valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Daisy.Daisy the Ragdoll · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Daisy.Princess the Persian valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Princess.Princess the Persian · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Princess.Mochi the Siamese valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Mochi.Mochi the Siamese · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Mochi.Pickles the Sphynx valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Pickles.Pickles the Sphynx · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Pickles.Miss Marlene valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Miss Marlene.Miss Marlene · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Miss Marlene.

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