Miss Marlene: Funny Cards from the Cat Lady

The cat lady, and proud of it. Seven cats, one couch, no regrets.

Miss Marlene is the cat lady, and proud of it. Seven cats, one couch and no regrets. Her resolution is no more cats, and has been for 14 years.

She is perfect for cat ladies, cat-loving grandmothers and anyone who knows a woman with a cat for you.

Miss Marlene has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each