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Front of the Miss Marlene retirement card: Miss Marlene, on your retirement. Miss Marlene says happy retirement.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 2449

“Miss Marlene says happy retirement.”

From Miss Marlene: The cat lady, and proud of it. Seven cats, one couch, no regrets.

The front reads “Miss Marlene, on your retirement: Miss Marlene says happy retirement.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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