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Front of the Smokey the Gray Tabby retirement card: Smokey, on your retirement. Smokey says happy retirement.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 2287

“Smokey says happy retirement.”

From Smokey the Gray Tabby: Knocks things off tables. Maintains eye contact while doing it.

The front reads “Smokey, on your retirement: Smokey says happy retirement.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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