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Front of the Oscar the Tuxedo Cat retirement card: Oscar, on your retirement. Oscar says happy retirement.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 2233

“Oscar says happy retirement.”

From Oscar the Tuxedo Cat: Born in a tuxedo. Behaves accordingly. Mostly.

The front reads “Oscar, on your retirement: Oscar says happy retirement.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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