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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 2260
“Patches says happy retirement.”
From Patches the Calico: Calico. Three colors, four opinions, zero patience.
The front reads “Patches, on your retirement: Patches says happy retirement.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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