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Front of the Cheeto the Orange Tabby retirement card: Cheeto, on your retirement. Cheeto says happy retirement.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 2179

“Cheeto says happy retirement.”

From Cheeto the Orange Tabby: Orange cat. Shares one brain cell with every other orange cat. It’s not his turn.

The front reads “Cheeto, on your retirement: Cheeto says happy retirement.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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