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Funny Divorce and Breakup Cards

The cat had opinions all along. Our cats offer support, a few hisses and a gray tabby who will keep knocking the ex’s picture off the mantel until it’s gone.

Send one to a friend going through a breakup or divorce. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 11 funny divorce and breakup ecards from Cheeto the Orange Tabby, Shadow the Black Cat, Oscar the Tuxedo Cat, Patches the Calico, Smokey the Gray Tabby, Thor the Maine Coon, Daisy the Ragdoll, Princess the Persian, Mochi the Siamese, Pickles the Sphynx and Miss Marlene. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

11 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny divorce and breakup card