Funny Divorce and Breakup Cards
The cat had opinions all along. Our cats offer support, a few hisses and a gray tabby who will keep knocking the ex’s picture off the mantel until it’s gone.
Send one to a friend going through a breakup or divorce. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.
This collection has 11 funny divorce and breakup ecards from Cheeto the Orange Tabby, Shadow the Black Cat, Oscar the Tuxedo Cat, Patches the Calico, Smokey the Gray Tabby, Thor the Maine Coon, Daisy the Ragdoll, Princess the Persian, Mochi the Siamese, Pickles the Sphynx and Miss Marlene. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
11 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Cheeto the Orange Tabby · Breakups & DivorceCheeto heard about the breakup.
Shadow the Black Cat · Breakups & DivorceShadow heard about the breakup.
Oscar the Tuxedo Cat · Breakups & DivorceOscar heard about the breakup.
Patches the Calico · Breakups & DivorcePatches heard about the breakup.
Smokey the Gray Tabby · Breakups & DivorceSmokey heard about the breakup.
Thor the Maine Coon · Breakups & DivorceThor heard about the breakup.
Daisy the Ragdoll · Breakups & DivorceDaisy heard about the breakup.
Princess the Persian · Breakups & DivorcePrincess heard about the breakup.
Mochi the Siamese · Breakups & DivorceMochi heard about the breakup.
Pickles the Sphynx · Breakups & DivorcePickles heard about the breakup.
Miss Marlene · Breakups & DivorceMiss Marlene heard about the breakup.What to write in a funny divorce and breakup card
- Smokey’s mantel card is a favorite.
- Miss Marlene has a kitten for you.
- Keep it supportive.
- Add a real offer of help in the note.